Zooze the Horse roams around the pasture near Lamar State College. Zooze thinks about problems in academia. Zhe wants proffies to submit posts (blog posts, not fence posts).
Friday, March 31, 2017
update from Fab
I've asked Bubba to close this site so I can restart the old one. Except we are going to call it CollegeMizery. We start Saturday, April 1. Here is the new front page. And memberships are $9.
You know, Fab, all I did was put the ball in motion on this thing. If you want anything done, the horse is the true decision-maker. The Decider-in-Chief, so to speak.
I sent in my money to your MySpace page.
ReplyDeleteI think I've got a Confederate $10 bill somewhere around here. Do you have a $1 for change?
ReplyDeleteNo but I have a Canadian loonie Cal sent me for my birthday last year. It is almost worth a real dollar.
DeleteI have a nine dollar Trump steak. How would you like it done?
ReplyDeleteNo. If you spent 9 bucks, you have 2 of them.
DeleteJoe DiMaggio had baseball. Fab has April 1.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have Marilyn Monroe. At least she is to me.
ReplyDeleteFrom "A Night at the Opera":
ReplyDelete[the waiter brings the bill]
Otis B. Driftwood: Let me see that... 9 dollars and 40 cents? This is an outrage.
[to his dinner companion]
Otis B. Driftwood: If I were you I wouldn't pay it.
Where do I insert the dollars into the computer?
ReplyDeleteYou know, Fab, all I did was put the ball in motion on this thing. If you want anything done, the horse is the true decision-maker. The Decider-in-Chief, so to speak.
ReplyDelete