I've asked Bubba to close this site so I can restart the old one. Except we are going to call it CollegeMizery. We start Saturday, April 1. Here is the new front page. And memberships are $9.
You know, Fab, all I did was put the ball in motion on this thing. If you want anything done, the horse is the true decision-maker. The Decider-in-Chief, so to speak.
I sent in my money to your MySpace page.
ReplyDeleteI think I've got a Confederate $10 bill somewhere around here. Do you have a $1 for change?
ReplyDeleteNo but I have a Canadian loonie Cal sent me for my birthday last year. It is almost worth a real dollar.
DeleteI have a nine dollar Trump steak. How would you like it done?
ReplyDeleteNo. If you spent 9 bucks, you have 2 of them.
DeleteJoe DiMaggio had baseball. Fab has April 1.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have Marilyn Monroe. At least she is to me.
ReplyDeleteFrom "A Night at the Opera":
ReplyDelete[the waiter brings the bill]
Otis B. Driftwood: Let me see that... 9 dollars and 40 cents? This is an outrage.
[to his dinner companion]
Otis B. Driftwood: If I were you I wouldn't pay it.
Where do I insert the dollars into the computer?
ReplyDeleteYou know, Fab, all I did was put the ball in motion on this thing. If you want anything done, the horse is the true decision-maker. The Decider-in-Chief, so to speak.
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