Friday, August 23, 2019

Wombat of the Copier sends a message to a dean

Dear Dean of Another University,

     Using your title in your e-mail requesting that I discuss your daughter's grade with you does not make me feel intimidated.  In fact, it makes me less afraid of blowback than had you used
SusiesMommy@Kmail.com.  The fact that you're demanding that I violate FERPA gives me reason to suspect that you've violated FERPA yourself at some point and, if anything, I now have something on you, not the other way around.  FU.

Love,
--Wombat of the Copier
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4 comments:

  1. Pennsylvania PennyAugust 25, 2019 at 2:31:00 AM CDT

    Hi, Wombat! Your posts are always so eye-opening and entertaining. Is it too much to hope that you actually sent this email to Dean Parent?

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  2. Sawyer in Student ServicesAugust 26, 2019 at 3:40:00 PM CDT

    That's a win.

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  3. Perfesser SlaughterAugust 26, 2019 at 6:18:00 PM CDT

    I'd love it if you had actually sent it.I wouldn't myself, but I would hug the dream to my heart.

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  4. Wombat of the CopierAugust 27, 2019 at 12:50:00 PM CDT

    I'm a total chicken - that was the catharsis of the blogosphere to bring my blood pressure back down.

    I feel like Luke telling Dragline "the picture's a phony".

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