Zooze the Horse roams around the pasture near Lamar State College. Zooze thinks about problems in academia. Zhe wants proffies to submit posts (blog posts, not fence posts).
Ducks, on the other hand, eat a fairly wide variety of things, many of them considerably more gross, at least from my perspective, than hungover/unwashed students. Of course you'd need a very large duck or a very small student for that scenario to work out.
Bleah, not me. That beery aftertaste is a bit much, first thing in the morning.
ReplyDeleteTry a little butter and maple syrup. They do a pretty good job of masking the beer.
ReplyDeleteI thought horses were herbivores.
ReplyDeleteDucks, on the other hand, eat a fairly wide variety of things, many of them considerably more gross, at least from my perspective, than hungover/unwashed students. Of course you'd need a very large duck or a very small student for that scenario to work out.
that's what they want you to think, to lull you into a false sense of security..
DeleteA large flock of ducks might do the trick.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ66wHRhe2U (SAFE FOR WORK)
DeleteYes, exactly! Thanks for the grins.
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