Wednesday, January 25, 2017

BIG HUNGRY!


Q. How do you generally feel about your students?

A.  I love most of them.
B.  I tolerate them because I need a paycheck.
C.  I want to build a huge, beautiful wall between me and the students.
D.  I am puzzled by them.
E.  I get depressed thinking that they are the future.
F.  I spend as much time as possible with them outside of class (e.g., on my porch, at bars).
G.  I've only married two of them so far.
H.  Other:__________________________

18 comments:

  1. Sometimes D, sometimes E, sometimes H (I get hopeful thinking that they are the future).

    Mostly I feel neutral to mildly positive, and so, it seems, do most of them -- nothing approaching some people's idea of inspiring teacher/inspired student, but it seems to get the job done. Also (another H), especially as I get older, a bit protective.

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    1. Which means that G makes me go "grrr," and F is troubling.

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    2. And there are definitely days when it feels like mostly B (yes, if I won the lottery, I would quit, and not only because it would only fair to turn my relatively-decent job over to someone else), and C also plays a role (I actually like teaching online, though I also like seeing those students for a face to face draft conference -- once a semester).

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  2. Something between A and B with a bit of D.

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  3. Often D, sometimes E, sometimes B, though I'm willing to admit that B has more to do with my job having very little to do with my degree and is less about the students (most of the time).

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  4. A through E, and H: I am amused by them, and occasionally inspired by them. As long as they stay on their side of the wall.

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  5. Used to always be A. But now D most days and occasionally E.

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  6. Mostly A, but sometimes E. The latter is usually when they complain about their grade, knowing they don't deserve a higher grade but they really want one anyway.

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  7. H: I'm not sure I should be grateful or pissed off that they are so much smarter than the people I work for.

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  8. None of the above? I feel good about the students who really enjoy learning, and who would be successful anywhere. I feel sorry for those who are only in college because a college degree is the new minimum requirement for a job.

    Thankfully I have no colleagues in category (G). Not in my department, anyway.

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  9. Some A, mostly D. The last time it was all A was a year that I taught in a prison program. Now those were some serious students

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    1. It is Angry Archie! I am thunderstruck!

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    2. Yeah. I was tweetering with Cal, and he told me about this place. I see Beaker has walked back his promise to abandon the identity. :)

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  10. I like most, love some (in an appropriate manner), while others are "meh." A very small handful I actively disliked. Overall I enjoy them....

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  11. From a post-modernist perspective, A, but there's probably a good deal of confirmation bias. I have hundreds of students, so the good ones stand out and grab my attention and the tolerable ones are quietly tolerable in the background.

    In 12 years I've had maybe a dozen who make Veruca Salt look like Winnie the Pooh, but out of the thousands, there are probably a hundred that if you said "Did you ever have so-and-so..." and I would blurt out "omg (s)he was my favorite student ever!". It's not rational, but that's what happens.

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  12. Beginning of semester: A
    Mid-semester: B
    End of semester: C
    Always: D

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  13. E, especially when they get caught fucking a sheep, on a day I'm wearing something made of wool. Eeeewwwwww...

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  14. A-B, D, H.

    A-B instead of straight A because "love" is too strong. It's more like a continuum of indifferent to like, biased heavily towards like because many of them are earnest enough. But I can't discount that my feelings are informed by cognitive dissonance with some Stockholm Syndrome thrown in because I need a paycheck.

    D because every day brings a fresh WTF, albeit nothing next to the WTF coming from supposed grownups running the asylum.

    H is for hopeful. I am generally cautiously optimistic that my students will accomplish something of worth and find satisfaction. Many do. But not all do while still at my school.

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