Dear Dean of Another University,Using your title in your e-mail requesting that I discuss your daughter's grade with you does not make me feel intimidated. In fact, it makes me less afraid of blowback than had you used
SusiesMommy@Kmail.com. The fact that you're demanding that I violate FERPA gives me reason to suspect that you've violated FERPA yourself at some point and, if anything, I now have something on you, not the other way around. FU.
Love,
--Wombat of the Copier
Hi, Wombat! Your posts are always so eye-opening and entertaining. Is it too much to hope that you actually sent this email to Dean Parent?
ReplyDeleteThat's a win.
ReplyDeleteI'd love it if you had actually sent it.I wouldn't myself, but I would hug the dream to my heart.
ReplyDeleteI'm a total chicken - that was the catharsis of the blogosphere to bring my blood pressure back down.
ReplyDeleteI feel like Luke telling Dragline "the picture's a phony".